Mosquito bites are terrible. They itch for hours and even when the annoying pain leaves, the urge remains. But here’s the thing about them, you don’t know they’ve bit you until they’ve done their job of sucking your blood and possibly infecting you with strands of diseases they’ve picked up and then before you know it, they’ve flitted away. So you slap hard on your arm or thigh a second too late. The damage is done. Your blood is tainted, a pink swelling appears.

Recognize who does that in your life. There will be loads of them, hovering around, drinking up on your spirit before fucking off to leave you for the worse. Be fast, be alert.