The world running out of good music

Falling into a manhole

My karmic calculator adding up to send me to hell

The world running out of drinking water hence having to drink my own pee

Switching on the lights in my room and seeing a monster sitting on my bed

Losing my ability to laugh at nothing

Running into Johnny Depp and being too dumbfounded to hug him

Waking up with amnesia

Killing someone with my cooking

One day someone who loves me telling me- You know you’re not as awesome as I thought you were